"

Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you;

Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to make sure.

"

George Carlin (via damn-peasants)

(via letthemvsicmoveyou)











caffxinated:

whatthellamaamidoinghere:

mediterranean-monkeys:

rlydrew:

anguls:

awovoxo:


Emma Roberts & Evan Peters

omg

hIS HANDS WHAT

she’s the luckiest girl alive she better know that

and that is how you hold a girl

NOPE

WHAT THE FUCK




i-pulledthetrigger:

foulmilk:

WOW


hmph




sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind






dreamtravelspots:

London Nights, United Kingdom




Mi mama just surprised me with an edible arrangement and a Benjamin. Aw this birthday is never ending
It started 3 weeks ago with my vacation Turks and Caicos and then dinner and cake on my actual birthday and now this and party in a few hours 🙆